Ce-ar vrea romanu’ sa cumpere

April 4, 2009 · Bagat la Diverse 

Pai… un tanc! Asa zice Mircea Popescu, tuiterind el in legea lui. Normal, eu fiind un maidanez ajutator, ma grabesc sa ofer solutii: Taica… Ieftin ca braga! Un T-72, in stare de functionare si alea… 50 de mii de euroi. Sa mor daca mint!

Tanc de vanzare

Tanc de vanzare

Ia sa dam lista de preturi (orientativa)…

Armoured Vehicles

    T72 Tank…50000 Euro
    T55 AM2 Tank…40000 Euro
    T55 Recovery…40000 Euro
    DANA 8×8 SPG…40000 Euro
    BMP1 APC…POA
    BMP2 APC…POA
    OT90 APC…POA
    OT64 SKOT APC…POA
    Ot810 Halftrack…25000Euro
    BRDM2 APC…POA OT62
    APC…15000Euro
    M53 Lizard SPAA…10000Euro

(Nush’ ce e aia POA… banui ca e ceva la mica intelegere, tocmeala si alea)

Cheap Tanks/Armoured Vehicles…6000Euro

Heavy & Medium Trucks

    Tatra813 Truck…15000Euro
    PragaV3s Truck…4500GBP
    Gaz66 Truck…5500Euro
    Tatra805 Truck…5500Euro
    Zil131 Truck…4500Euro
    Zil157 Truck…4500Euro
    Ural375 Truck…4500GBP
    Tatra148 Truck…4500Euro
    Zil135Truck…10000Euro

Jeeps & Light Vehicles

    Gaz69 Jeep…4500Euro
    Uaz469 Jeep…4500Euro
    Field Kitchens…2000Euro

Artillery & De-Activated Guns

    30mm AAGun…4500Euro
    57mm AAGun…4500Euro

De aici, zic.

Parerea mea bleaga: zic sa formam ceva o armata blogheristica… cu Mircea Popescu la Intendentza, Zoso la Comandament, Arhi la Artilerie de Camp si Piticu la Contrainformatii. Hai ca putem! Hai ca e ieftin! Materealu’ da razbel, zic. Mircea Badea… sari in buncher, ca te luam la ochire!

Comentarii

13 Comentarii to “Ce-ar vrea romanu’ sa cumpere”

  1. Naicu on April 4th, 2009 1:23 am

    Īmi iau si eu unul si īnfiintez FUT (Federatia Unita a Tancurilor).

  2. Naicu on April 4th, 2009 1:24 am

    Mesaj fara diacritice: Imi iau si eu unul si infiintez FUT – Federatia Unita a Tancurilor.

  3. Blegoo on April 4th, 2009 1:43 am

    Maiestate: In sfarsit, o idee cu miez!
    Serios totusi, armament’ pare destul de ieftin, nu crezi? Adica… chit ca trebe sa dai shpaga la vama… si ceva banutzi la transport… tot te scoti bine, zic.

  4. Naicu on April 4th, 2009 2:48 am

    Banul nu reprezinta o problema pentru imparatia mea.

  5. JorjH on April 4th, 2009 10:40 am

    Oare cat vine taxa daca vreau sa inmatriculez unul? Sau poate la tancuri nu se aplica, ca cine stie, poate arunci in aer pe mai marii si prea injuratii tarii. Am cautat sa vad si eu ce ii POA ala, oscilez intre Ponies of America si Prisoner of Afghanistan.

  6. Blegoo on April 4th, 2009 12:59 pm

    @Naicu: Da. Stiu. Banul nu reprezinta o problema, doar lipsa lui. :)

  7. Blegoo on April 4th, 2009 1:08 pm

    @JorjH: Cu taxa, cred ca e simplu: trebe sa ai un parlamentar ceva, la indemana, si se rezolva.
    Aia cu POA… e mai complex:

    Acronym Definition

    POA Power Of Attorney
    POA Property Owners Association
    POA Plan Of Action
    POA Prisoner of Azkaban
    POA Price On Application
    POA Present On Admission (medical diagnosis reporting)
    POA Pony of the Americas (Pony of the Americas Club)
    POA Plan Operativo Anual
    POA Police Officers Association
    PoA Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (Book by J. K. Rowling)
    POA Post Office Agent
    POA Point of Attachment
    POA Plan of Attack
    POA Proof of Age
    POA Portable Object Adaptor (CORBA)
    POA Partnership of the Americas (US DoD USSOUTHCOM)
    POA Provincial Offences Act (Canada)
    POA Principles of Accounting
    POA Pledge of Allegiance
    POA Peace Officers Association
    POA Point Of Access
    POA Piece of Ass
    POA Pakistan Olympic Association
    POA Point of Aim
    POA Pay Option Arm (loan)
    POA Place of Articulation
    PoA Points of Authority
    POA Protection of Assets
    POA Partial Order Alignment
    POA Probability of Area
    POA Purchase Order Acknowledgement
    POA Pacific Ocean Area
    POA Points of Agreement
    POA Point of Arrival
    POA Port of Anchorage
    POA Ponies of America (horse breed)
    POA Pride of America (camp and Norwegian Cruise Line cruise ship)
    PoA Period of Availability
    POA Production Organization Approval
    POA Profession of Arms
    POA Protuobavještajna Agencija (Counter Intelligence Agency, Croatia)
    POA Porto Alegre, Rio Grande Do Sul, Brazil – Salgado Filho (Airport Code)
    POA Puppeteers Of America (Cincinnati, OH)
    POA Period of Adjustment
    POA People of Asia
    POA Path of Ascension (gaming group)
    POA Plane of Array (measurements perpendicular to the solar receiver)
    POA Position of Attention
    POA Prowler Owners Association (Plymouth car)
    POA Payload Oru (Orbital Replacement Unit) Accommodation
    POA Phase of Arrival
    POA Psychiatry of Old Age
    POA Para Osteo Arthropathy
    POA Point of Acquisition
    POA Point of Analysis
    POA Persistent Object Adapter
    POA Pay on Arrival
    PoA Probability of Adequacy (insurance industry)
    POA Privately Owned Animal
    POA Premature Ovarian Aging
    POA Pattern Of Analysis
    POA Part Of Assembly
    POA Procrastinators of America
    POA Paid on Arrival
    POA Pattern Oriented Approach
    POA Pacific Ocean Alaska (CoE District)
    POA Priced on Agreement
    POA Project Opportunity Assessment
    POA Pilliar of Autum (gaming)
    POA Protectors of America
    POA Purchase Order Authorization
    POA Peninsula Orthopaedic Associates (Maryland)
    POA Project of Activities
    POA PeriOperative Assistant
    POA Position Organizational Address (US DoD)

    :) ) …
    Serios, in cazul asta, se refera la Price On Application, care inseamna ca trebuie sa le dai telefon la agentii aia cu tancurile, si or sa-ti spuna; de cele mai multe ori, pretul e negociabil si/sau marafetul in chestiune nu e “standard” ca din fabrica.

  8. Mircea Popescu on April 4th, 2009 10:25 pm

    E proof of age tu fata tu.

  9. fanel on April 7th, 2009 9:04 am

    @JorjH : e nasol cred ca te arde aia la inmatriculari crezi ca nu-si lua manelistii tancuri sa fie bazati :) )))…cine stie maine poimaine merg in Vitan si vad tancuri de vanzare :) ))

    @blegoo: le-ai gasit la toti cate un post da matale nu ti-ai ales unu…ia zi ce alegi ?

  10. zamolxis on April 8th, 2009 6:55 pm

    problema ta este ca te pierzi in limbi straine
    poa=putere, onanie, analyza!

    p poa’ sa-nsemne si altele, da’ daca ai putere, rect(e) tanc, le ai pa toate, si ce nu ai nu conteaza.

  11. Blegoo on April 9th, 2009 6:25 pm

    zamolxis: Da, din pacate… asa e: ma cam pierd in limbi straine… nu in sensul de care spui tu, dar mi-am adus aminte. :(
    Deci; zici tu: sa luam PROBLEMA in MANA si sa o ANALIZAM cu PUTERE?
    Bai… stiu eu… io sunt asa… mai da moda veche… ce sa zic. :)

  12. Blegoo on April 9th, 2009 6:27 pm

    @fanel: Io latru cu veselie in urma convoiului de la parada de 23 August, zic. :) )
    Mai stii… poate imi pica o ciosvarta, ceva…

  13. Blegoo on April 9th, 2009 11:18 pm

    @ Mircea Popescu: Scuze, te-am recuperat de la spam.