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August 11, 2012 · Bagat la Blegisme 
    • Weightlifting commentator: “This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.”
    • Dressage commentator: “This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.”
    • Boxing Analyst: “Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.”
    • Softball announcer: “If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.”
    • Basketball analyst: “He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.”
    • At the rowing medal ceremony: “Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.”
    • Soccer commentator: “Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.”
    • Tennis commentator: “One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . . Oh my God, what have I just said?”
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